A Strange Creature

Posted on by John

I came across a strange being today. Is it a slug? An alien creature? It certainly seemed rather slimey. But what is it? I decided to call it Gill after my arch-nemesis.

But then I thought again. It’s not that big.

So I’ll call it Gillette.

 

This post is part of my “Fill the Gill Heavens Gap” series. Gill is currently vacationing in a derelict badger sett and subsisting on a diet of cheese and onion crisps and protesting (too much methinks) that this diet is not inducing flatulence. Normal service will be resumed over at Off the Edge Gardening when the gin supplies run out.

5 thoughts on “A Strange Creature”

  1. Pingback: Nemesis – The Rivendell Garden Blog

  2. No Idea what that is, calling it Gill or Gillette is a bit harsh, Gill is surely a blog colleague not your nemesis! Do let us know if you find out who/what it is. Jackie Knight.

    1. I’m being mischievous! This is the first of three scheduled posts. All will be revealed …….

  3. Arch-nemesis? I thought you were my friend. This is obviously where I have gone wrong in my life, confusing arch-nemesi with my allies. Another lesson learnt.

    1. Don’t you worry! I love you really. But what is the mystery creature? Someone very close you you may know the answer.

Comments are closed.